From Big Buns to Thin Runs: Why Celebrities are Shrinking Faster Than Your Data Bundles

From Big Buns to Thin Runs: Why Celebrities are Shrinking Faster Than Your Data Bundles

Okay, let’s talk about it. Remember when having a butt(yansh) that could double as a coffee table was the ultimate goal? Yeah, well, that trend is waving goodbye faster than your Wi-Fi during load shedding. Welcome to the era of being thin, and I mean thin-thin. Celebrities are slimming down quicker than a TikTok dance challenge, and it’s getting weird.

Let’s start with Mercy Johnson. Sis was never even fat. Nope. She was just fine, healthy, looking like a solid meal. Then, BAM — a few weeks later, she’s so thin you’d think she was auditioning to be the wind. Everyone’s talking about it. Is it sickness? Is it because she’s selling weight-loss products? Or is it just the new celeb starter pack: two shots of Ozempic and a side of stress?

Speaking of Ozempic, Nelly Rose just snatched her waistline like a thief in the night. But she didn’t go full alien on us. She kept her curves, just lost the tummy, and honestly, she looks good. But here’s the problem — now everyone thinks the secret to happiness is looking like a walking coat hanger.

Now, let’s talk about Kiki Palmer. Oh, Kiki. Back in 2023, she was preaching to the choir about not setting unrealistic body standards. "I’m not out here trying to make you feel bad about your body," she said on her podcast. Fast forward to 2025, and she’s strutting around in an orange Christian Dior gown with hair as red as the hypocrisy alert sign. And she’s looking thinner than a Snapchat filter. I mean, Kiki, girl, which one is it? Are we embracing our bodies or trying to fit into a teaspoon?

(Keke Palmer before 2023)

(Keke Palmer after 2025)

And now, the Wicked saga. If you thought that movie was just a musical, think again. That movie was wickedly wicked to Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. I mean, look at them now. Cynthia’s out here looking like a reptile lizard — yes, you heard me. Her cheekbones are so sharp you could cut glass. And Ariana? Sis is giving ‘toddler on a juice cleanse’ vibes. That movie was supposed to be about witches, but it seems like the real spell was cast on their waistlines. And no, I haven’t watched it and never will. That movie was wicked, and not in a good way.

Now, let’s throw in the rest of Hollywood — shrinking faster than those jeans you accidentally threw in the dryer. And the internet is eating it up like it’s the new keto.

But here’s the tea: if every Gen Z and Millennial starts chasing this thin trend, we’re gonna have a bunch of people out here looking like Instagram filters in real life. And not in a good way. So, before you start Googling ‘how to look like a fashion week runway model in 3 days,’ remember this: Trends come and go, but your body is your body. And honestly, healthy looks a whole lot better than hungry. Just saying. 🤷🏿

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