Let me say this as loud as I can: a man in Britain was arrested for saying “We love bacon” outside a mosque. Yes, you read that correctly. Not for throwing stones, not for setting cars on fire, not for rioting — but for singing “We love bacon” in a singsong voice like a kid at a playground. If you’re laughing, stop. This is not comedy. This is the most ridiculous arrest I’ve seen in my entire life on this earth.
Apparently, bacon is now contraband speech in Europe. You can wave rainbow flags outside churches, scream “Jesus is not God” in front of Christians, blaspheme left and right — and the police will smile, nod, maybe even applaud you. But dare to say you like pork outside a mosque? Boom. Instant arrest. Handcuffs. Case closed. Welcome to Europe’s shiny new hypocrisy.
The Bacon Hypocrisy: Europe’s Free Speech is on Life Support
Europe loves to preach about freedom. They brag about their human rights, their democracies, their tolerance. But the moment Islam is involved, suddenly free speech becomes optional. Police in Britain weren’t arresting that man because of violence (there was none) or disorder (they were literally moving the protest away peacefully). No, he was arrested because his words were considered provocative. His crime? Liking bacon in the wrong zip code.
So let’s play this out. If LGBTQ activists stand outside a church chanting “Homosexuality is not a sin” — not only will police refuse to arrest them, they’ll probably hand them water bottles and rainbow stickers. Christians are expected to “tolerate offense.” But Muslims? No way. Offense equals handcuffs. That’s not equality. That’s a double standard so obvious it slaps you in the face.
Meanwhile in Nigeria: The Real Genocide Nobody Talks About Enough
And while Europe is busy criminalizing bacon chants, let’s not forget what’s happening in Nigeria. Christians are being slaughtered — villages burned, families murdered — by extremist Muslim groups. That’s not “protests,” that’s not “resistance,” that’s genocide. But you won’t see Europe marching for that. You won’t see hashtags. You won’t see the UN in emergency session.
Instead, what do we hear? Endless chants of “Free Palestine.” Let me remind everyone: Hamas started this bloodbath, Hamas celebrated October 7th, Hamas continues to oppress its own people while the world pretends Palestinians are helpless angels. Videos don’t lie — we all saw Palestinians cheering when Jews were butchered. Yet the Western crowd screams genocide! at Israel, while ignoring the actual genocide of Christians happening right now in Nigeria.
So yes, let’s call this what it is: selective outrage, selective compassion, and selective freedom of speech — all dancing conveniently around Islam.
The Dark Joke of It All
Maybe the European government should just go ahead and ban pigs altogether. No more bacon, no more pork chops, no more Christmas hams. Put the pigs in prison with the guy who sang the bacon song. That way, nobody gets offended — except, of course, the entire population of Europe who still thinks they’re living in free countries.
Conclusion: Wake Up, Europe
Europe, listen. You’re sleepwalking into a future where you’ll be punished for laughing at the wrong joke, for eating the wrong food, for daring to say the wrong sentence. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean “say what you want unless someone gets offended.” It means say what you want, when you want, how you want — and that's on period.
Arresting a man for singing “We love bacon” isn’t protecting tolerance, it’s destroying it. And the more you bend the rules for one group, the more you reveal the cowardice and hypocrisy at the heart of your politics.
Learn from the United States: they may be flawed in some places, but when someone’s rights get trampled, they fight back. Europe? You just roll over, apologize, and hand the keys of your freedom away.
So here I am, the voice behind The Dreamer’s Pause, saying it loud:
I love bacon.
I love free speech.
And I refuse to pretend that saying either one should be a crime.
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