Y’all… I’m laughing so hard, but at the same time… my brain hurts. Let me tell you about the wildest circus to hit South Africa—and honestly, the internet—recently. The so-called Rapture prediction of September 23–24, 2025.
Now, for context: this madness started with three men—let’s call them the Three Musketeers of Deception: Joshua Mhlakela, Brother Enigma, and Sizwe.
Joshua Mhlakela claimed he “saw” the Rapture happening on these exact dates. Yep, the Bible literally says no one knows the day or hour, but somehow, this ordinary man had the inside scoop. People sold everything. Quit jobs. Some kept only their phones—probably to record themselves “ascending.” TikTok blew up. Memes were made. Trumpets were bought. People cried. And I… laughed.
Then there’s Brother Enigma, the undisputed king of fear. This man took normal life and declared it sinful. Watching soccer? Sin. Using lotion? Sin. Going to school? Sin. Owning a car? Sin. Breathing air? Probably sin too. Fear-mongering level 1000. People actually followed him. People actually obeyed. That’s manipulation, not prophecy.
Sizwe, the third musketeer, helped amplify the chaos, making sure the Rapture hype reached every TikTok feed, every WhatsApp group, every confused neighbor who suddenly thought the world was ending.
Now, let’s talk about the fallout:
TikTok videos mocking crying believers? ✅
People buying trumpets to trick their neighbors? ✅
Global ridicule of Christianity in 2025? ✅
Faith shaken for some who blindly followed? Unfortunately… ✅
Here’s the truth: God is not a God of confusion. He does not predict chaos through ordinary men. He does not make people sell everything in fear. And anyone claiming otherwise is misleading people—and yes, I’m looking at you, Musketeers.
This is bigger than a failed prophecy. This is about accountability. These men made claims that hurt people, spread fear, and got the world talking—not about faith—but about how gullible humans can be when charmed by charisma and hype.
If you’re reading this, take a lesson:
Check the facts.
Remember the Bible says no one knows the day or hour.
Don’t let anyone make your faith about fear or manipulation.
And for the love of sanity… don’t buy a trumpet to “trick” your neighbors.
Lilo Phedra is saying this loud and clear: False prophets will be exposed. Fear will not govern your life. And the Rapture? Well, it can wait… because clearly, it missed September 23–24, 2025.
Stay wise. Stay laughing. And most importantly… stay uncharmed by the Three Musketeers of chaos.
References 📚
Brother Enigma:
Joshua Mhlakela:
Sizwe
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